Wren cherishes the remains of the once glorious Lancaster Bowl
The Prez often waxes lyrical about the swooping Titans eagle but at Temple golf club on Sunday the diminutive Wren devoured the eagle and the golf course to win by two clear shots (34 pts) so becoming a new Major champion.
The event saw the return of two Titans from long term injury but the less said about the rounds of Greg and James the better. Keep practising guys.
The useful £1 million cash also catapulted Wren into second place on the 2018 money list upsetting somewhat the IOC domination of the upper echelons of the chart. Rumour has it that at a post match IOC meeting two items were discussed in a rowdy exchange of views:
Poor Wren - his first major victory and not only can he not don the winners helmet but he also has to accept a stand-in trophy for the former glorious, but not dishwasher friendly, Lancaster Bowl.
The event saw the return of two Titans from long term injury but the less said about the rounds of Greg and James the better. Keep practising guys.
The useful £1 million cash also catapulted Wren into second place on the 2018 money list upsetting somewhat the IOC domination of the upper echelons of the chart. Rumour has it that at a post match IOC meeting two items were discussed in a rowdy exchange of views:
- a proposal to halve the winnings of US citizens in a bid to strike a better trade deal with Europe. This was turned down when the Prez received a call from another voluble Prez on the Titans hotline.
- The mystery of the missing Titans helmet. The minutes of the meeting have been heavily redacted but can apparently be found somewhere on wikileaks. It is reported that there were discussions about whether the Titans helmet had been used to spice up the sex life of a previous winner. Suggestions also that it may have been damaged in a Bannockburn re-enactment at Ibrox?
Poor Wren - his first major victory and not only can he not don the winners helmet but he also has to accept a stand-in trophy for the former glorious, but not dishwasher friendly, Lancaster Bowl.
Not sure why he is so happy with an empty packing case?
In second place with 32 points was Alex just edging out Pete on count back. "Second Nine Specialist" Mark edged out Eric for 4th place.
Peter salutes the Prez in the time honoured tradition.
A great second place for Alex
Greg won the NP2 after a lovely drive on the 18th but was mercilessly taunted by the watching Titans as he putted from about 20 yards off the green to secure 100k! Tod won NP and Will took the Long drive prize.
Titan Ladies spies. If spotted again - shoot on sight!
Two Jags (or as Prez calls him - E Type Jag) generously donated a bottle of the finest dental mouthwash which was won by Carl which also offset the pain of winning Magni on count back from James. Greg was sniggering in the background as his only par of the day on 18 secured him enough points to leapfrog James and Carl!
YoUSA Tod sponsored another NP2 and Eric took away the bottle of Titans Elixir. This is rumoured to add 20 yards to your drive but only left or right so drink it with care Eric.
Jags won the Guest prize with a score of 34 points that caught the attention of the Titans handicap slasher.
YoUSA Tod sponsored another NP2 and Eric took away the bottle of Titans Elixir. This is rumoured to add 20 yards to your drive but only left or right so drink it with care Eric.
Jags won the Guest prize with a score of 34 points that caught the attention of the Titans handicap slasher.
The proud pompous pieman pulverises t'ProV powerfully
Outstanding buns (oh err)
The kitchens at Temple provided the purple army some of the finest bacon rolls on the champions tour. Warm soft brioche filled with crispy rashers. 9/10
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