By the Vice Titans Talker (and some others) Thanks - Ed.
What a day for headlines….and the BBCs gloomy forecast for Pyrford did not materialise! Good thing as there was enough water hazards on the course to relieve the purple army of their balls (Take a bow Wren Mott - reached double figures). Talking about balls, it was revealed that one of the Titans (37pts today) shaves his when he thinks it’s going to rain. Swing improvement and aerodynamics was mentioned but possibly the main reason was to reduce ‘frizzyness’ down below!
What a day for headlines….and the BBCs gloomy forecast for Pyrford did not materialise! Good thing as there was enough water hazards on the course to relieve the purple army of their balls (Take a bow Wren Mott - reached double figures). Talking about balls, it was revealed that one of the Titans (37pts today) shaves his when he thinks it’s going to rain. Swing improvement and aerodynamics was mentioned but possibly the main reason was to reduce ‘frizzyness’ down below!
The beloved Prez scores 40pts (of his new 16 handicap) to secure back to back Titan tour victories. As the result was read out a deathly silence descended, a lone tumbleweed rolled past, the Prez’s sunkissed chops got redder, the muttering of disbelief ceased as the Prez made his way to be enthroned for the second time on two weeks. Me knees, me knees, its me knees rang out as he sat down to be annointed by the Captain. The odds of the Prez repeating this stellar performance at tricky Harleyford have lengthened considerably with the news that the overnight handicap adjustment actually caused the Titans Super Computer to massively overheat as it contemplated cutting the Prez by 2.5 shots to 13.3!! One big consolation is that his trio of wins this year at Badgemore, Silvermere and now Pyrford have propelled him to the top of the Champions Tour Money Board - Great stuff.
The Titans IOC is having an emergency meeting to decide what happens if someone wins three times on the trot. The leading suggestion is that like the World Cup the thrice time winner gets to keep it (for the next round) and play in it as well. Could be worthwhile if McErlean makes a return and is playing in the group behind the prez - No need to duck!
The Titans IOC is having an emergency meeting to decide what happens if someone wins three times on the trot. The leading suggestion is that like the World Cup the thrice time winner gets to keep it (for the next round) and play in it as well. Could be worthwhile if McErlean makes a return and is playing in the group behind the prez - No need to duck!
Cockster reluctantly received his ugly cuddly award for shooting a mere 20pts and made Titans History by retaining the Magni’s Club. This is despite the fact that he was allowed 3 free shots with the mighty hammer. Rumour has it that he is booking a holiday in early August to avoid making it three in a row.
Two persons sitting not to far away on 21 pts – enjoyed their Guinness even more!!! VP was pressganged by the Prez and Captain into taking Captains Sam’s amazing read – Titans of History’ by Simon Segbag Montefiore.
Two persons sitting not to far away on 21 pts – enjoyed their Guinness even more!!! VP was pressganged by the Prez and Captain into taking Captains Sam’s amazing read – Titans of History’ by Simon Segbag Montefiore.
Top Prizes
1st Prez 40pts
2nd Baldy Nuts (37pts)
3rd Schickmeister (36pts)
4th Moanmeister (33 pts)
5th The one and only Andre (32pts)
6th Mr Steady (32pts)
Mini Comp Prizes
LD 1-16 – VP of course
LD 17+ - no one
£: Ding Dong
NP2 – Baldy Nuts
NP – Captain Slam
Captains Prize – VP…drat
Guest Prise – (30pts) The other Andre
Titans Spirit
The Titans Special Achievement award for most Spiritied Person goes to Nick Bell whose ding dong bell was recently smashed, along with Nick himself, following a bicycle crash 2 days earlier. Had he beaten the Prez to the wondrous winners helmet on the last outing he would have surely been better protected in the crash. His golf may have suffered a bit but not much. Well done Nick (or is that Bien Cuit?)
Bacon Roll
The Pyrford roll is the perfect roll says Prez - 10/10. Some thought a 9 as who knows if it could be bettered.It was excellent with three rashers of crispy bacon and a floury bun
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