There is a saying that "When the cats away, the mouse will act as a rat." So with Prez Walters away east to consult with his moustachioed handlers, President wannabe McErlean took the presidential stage to announce the Winners of the Merrist Wood event. All was going well until he announced VP Lee as the winner with an incredible 41 points. And then the cry went up -"But what about Paul Tennant?". And with that Greg produced the Brutus Dagger and fell on it - to dramatically end his presidential campaign a mere 5 minutes after starting it. In failing to acknowledge Paul's also magnificent 31 points he had:
- Denied Alan his moment of adulation
- Denied Will the chance to earn money in 6th place
- and completely ignored Paul's right to second place!
Paul T took 2nd place (eventually), Tod was third with 28 pts, followed by James, Nick and Andre who all also had 28 points.
VP Lee also did his presidential campaign no harm by sponsoring the fearsome 12th hole as the Whisky hole - which Will duly won. Ding dong Bell got a bit greedy and picked up the Money Hole and the NP, whilst Andre hit a magnificent shot to win NP2. Presidential has-been McErlean consoled himself with the Long Drive (0-18) and finally Andrew Cooke picked up long drive (19+) as a consolation for his curious Pars and Blobs only round!
It was a pretty poor day for Merrist Wood as well. The course was in poor condition and the Bacon Rolls (Chef Bell says that they are more correctly "Dusty Millers") scored only 4 out of 10 on the Titans Rasherometer. Personally I thought Dusty Miller was either a England rugby fullback or that bloke from Camberwick Green.
VP Lee also did his presidential campaign no harm by sponsoring the fearsome 12th hole as the Whisky hole - which Will duly won. Ding dong Bell got a bit greedy and picked up the Money Hole and the NP, whilst Andre hit a magnificent shot to win NP2. Presidential has-been McErlean consoled himself with the Long Drive (0-18) and finally Andrew Cooke picked up long drive (19+) as a consolation for his curious Pars and Blobs only round!
It was a pretty poor day for Merrist Wood as well. The course was in poor condition and the Bacon Rolls (Chef Bell says that they are more correctly "Dusty Millers") scored only 4 out of 10 on the Titans Rasherometer. Personally I thought Dusty Miller was either a England rugby fullback or that bloke from Camberwick Green.
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