Captain Jocky Will-son presents Keith with his winnings
12 people on the start sheet but 13 Titans in the clubhouse signing in. Have the wheels come off the super-slick IOC organisation or can the golfing behemoth adapt and find a solution? Of course it was the latter and Keith "Jelly Legs" Embleton was admitted to the mighty contest at the beautiful Harleyford Golf Course.
Ever grateful - Keith them went on to win the bloody thing with 30pts - oh how the others muttered especially playing partner Pete "Spitting Fury" Doherty who was ultimately pushed into 7th place. However he did win LD along with the winner of the last outing - Phil "Wrong Fairway" Schick. More about him later. Tod won NP2 with a very close effort. I would like to tell you about the other minor prize winners but there were NONE. No-one on the green at the 160yd 6th and no-one on the green at the 150 yard 12th! Abyssmal, although in fairness James "off-spinner" Mansfield did hit the 12th and spun back 2" to be off the green - shouldn't have hit the 3rd groove from the bottom James!
Ever grateful - Keith them went on to win the bloody thing with 30pts - oh how the others muttered especially playing partner Pete "Spitting Fury" Doherty who was ultimately pushed into 7th place. However he did win LD along with the winner of the last outing - Phil "Wrong Fairway" Schick. More about him later. Tod won NP2 with a very close effort. I would like to tell you about the other minor prize winners but there were NONE. No-one on the green at the 160yd 6th and no-one on the green at the 150 yard 12th! Abyssmal, although in fairness James "off-spinner" Mansfield did hit the 12th and spun back 2" to be off the green - shouldn't have hit the 3rd groove from the bottom James!
James "Off-Spinner" Mansfield shows his pitch mark is on the green but his ball spun back 2" to be off the green!
And in a crazy day of count-backs, four players shot 27pts with Prez gaining 2nd place, Tod 3rd, Captain Will 4th and Greg 5th. Ben secured 6th on count back from unfortunate Pete. What prize have I forgotten? Oh yes The glorious Magni Prize was won in style by Phil - true hero to zero stuff. Andrew Coooke was sure that he had won it but Phil beat his meagre score by a full 6 shots!!
Greg looks very happy to get rid of Magni whilst Phil is delighted to get him back having just used Magni to win the last event - following this are you?
And in other news
Captains Day is at Hazlemere Golf Course on the 18th August. Captain Will "Wheresmasporran" Smith is threatening to play in full Braveheart regalia unless plenty of people turn up - so for the sake of public order and sanity in High Wycombe please turn up. It will be fun.
The fabled Presidential bird of prey almost got Greg
Winner Keith was advised too late not to stand in the vicinity of one of Pete Doc's iron shots but he didn't listen! (Ed - No Titans were injured in the taking of this photo)
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