 Wyn Griffiths in the 80's. He became "Terry" after an unfortunate incident with a Terry's chocolate orange and a pair of tights. |  Captain America does his best Worzel Gummidge impression whilst Terry - now Martin Wyn Griffiths looks bemused. The eyesight may have gone and the hair has certainly gone but Terry still has complete control over the little white balls. |
1980's bouffant welsh snooker wizard and Titans legend Terry "Wyn" Griffiths returned for his annual smash and grab at a Titans Major. Looking tanned and up for it after (allegedly) a week at the Butch Harmon School of Golf, he swept aside the opposition with an imperious display of precision golf and 31 points at a pleasant Wycombe Heights. It would have been nice to present him with the trophy but 2015 winner Will Smith wanted to hold onto it and left it at home!
Current Champions Tour leader Alan "Hurricane" Lee cemented his top position with a 29 pt second place. Graham "Bish Bash" Nash secured 3rd with 28 points and picked up the NP prize as well. The inept Titans men failed to score on the NP2 but Tod and Andrew picked up the LD prizes. Paul T won the Money Hole. Manny Rayment won the guest prize in a hard fought competition with - himself! He also gained huge thanks from the assembled titans by lowering the average age by at least 10 years.
Current Champions Tour leader Alan "Hurricane" Lee cemented his top position with a 29 pt second place. Graham "Bish Bash" Nash secured 3rd with 28 points and picked up the NP prize as well. The inept Titans men failed to score on the NP2 but Tod and Andrew picked up the LD prizes. Paul T won the Money Hole. Manny Rayment won the guest prize in a hard fought competition with - himself! He also gained huge thanks from the assembled titans by lowering the average age by at least 10 years.
Lady Annabelle Smith-McArber won the ladies competition
The ladies competition was won by Lady Annabelle Smith-McArber who celebrated her recent gaining of a Scottish passport by terrorising the golf course with aggressive but controlled golf and slugging gallons of Irn Bru. Congratulation Annabelle.
And in other news
This Blog is not big enough to log all the strange events that happened out on the golf course today but here is a selection:
- One Male Titan drove off at the difficult 7th and ended up in the trees. He gamely tried to smack the ball out and it hit a tree and bounced back onto the Tee - stand up and take a bow Mr Cooke.
- Lady Annabelle tried to take the pressure off embattled Greg McErlean by also trying to take out James "Ball Magnet" McIntyre with a well directed pitch shot that caught fellow scot McIntyre in the derriere.
- And what was Rita doing when exiting the 16th green for the adjacent 17th tee. A reliable report says that she led her 4 ball off on the now infamous "Death March of Wycombe Heights" taking them through dense jungle, a football pitch. Rumour has it that she and her golf trolley emerged covered in Ivy.
- And - Andrew Cooke arrived on time!!
And Most Importantly - The Bacon Bap
It was really poor - 4/10.
Bacon was quite fatty and not well cooked. The bap was stale or poorly toasted.
A great day at Wycombe Height but the baps need to improve!
Bacon was quite fatty and not well cooked. The bap was stale or poorly toasted.
A great day at Wycombe Height but the baps need to improve!
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