Congratulations to the ‘infirm’ Slam Dunk and Fay for their Titanic wins at the Titans spiritual home – Pineridge. Thirty three Titans painted Pineridge Purple as they did battle for the honour of claiming the Spring Super Titan mantle and entering the Titan Wall of Fame for eternity. The Purple Army welcomed back several Titans who had not played for some time: Pat ‘Ex-Pat’ Qarr, Erik ‘Flatpak’ Frideen, Tom ‘Bully’ Bulatovic and Haddon ‘Rusty’ Rustin.
Titans Talker wasn't able to be there but Titans Social Media channels were awash with scandalous tales:
Mens
Super Titan – Slam Dunk (40)
2nd - Prez (37)
3rd – Pete Doherty (36)
NP – Erik
NP2 – Jim Fish
LD 0-18 - Kam
LD 19+ - Carl
Money Hole – Slam Dunk
Titans Talker wasn't able to be there but Titans Social Media channels were awash with scandalous tales:
- Pat repeatedly following Rita into the bushes. "Judge" for yourself what was going on
- However Pat repeatedly thumping clubs into the ground perhaps indicates that his game is now only suited to the Dubai deserts
- Mark Straker blinding golfing colleagues with displays of his new clothing range
- James getting worried by rumours that the old coot was back and that he was going to "win" it. Azim saved his bacon by winning the inaugural Magni Club award for the the most impressive accumulation of ...... shots!
- Gentleman Paul T dancing a jig after beating Moaning Deeks on count back. Deeks was heard to be muttering something about there being no sand in that damn bunker on the 11th. Reliable sources confirm that there was plenty of sand in it before he landed in it.
Mens
Super Titan – Slam Dunk (40)
2nd - Prez (37)
3rd – Pete Doherty (36)
NP – Erik
NP2 – Jim Fish
LD 0-18 - Kam
LD 19+ - Carl
Money Hole – Slam Dunk
The Ladies also had fun on the course with tour veteran Fay scorching round with an astounding 41 points
Ladies
Super Titan – Fay (41pts)
NP – Mako
NP2 – Nina
LD – Meryll
Ladies
Super Titan – Fay (41pts)
NP – Mako
NP2 – Nina
LD – Meryll
Other Important Results
Guest Prize – Mark and his Shorts
Slam Dunks Sponsored Hole
· Ladies – Mako..Prosecco
· Men – Kam…who took a book!!!!
Magnis Club – Azim (see image)
Loudest Shorts – Mark Straker
Bacon Roll -? /10 – Prez comments awaited
Guest Prize – Mark and his Shorts
Slam Dunks Sponsored Hole
· Ladies – Mako..Prosecco
· Men – Kam…who took a book!!!!
Magnis Club – Azim (see image)
Loudest Shorts – Mark Straker
Bacon Roll -? /10 – Prez comments awaited
Azim wins the Magnis Club - everyone else breathes a sigh of relief
Complaints were received from Heathrow Air Traffic Control as incoming pilots were reporting being dazzled somewhere around Aldershot. Winner of Best Short Game award - Mark Straker
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