I wonder where the birdies is.
The bird is on the wing.
But that’s absurd, the wing is on the bird.
Or so I’ve heard.
(Spike Milligan - Goon Show)
Dear Spike
The answer is that the early season birds have been seen rising in the Galvin Green area of West Kensington. There was a very early, and very exciting, sighting of the thought to be "at risk" Judgementus Fashionista Titanius bird.
However the truly spectacular plumage on this very special bird is surely proof that its fortunes are changing for the better.
Titans Twitchers are also asked to keep a keen eye out for the endangered Germanic "Prezidential Eagle" last seen in the riverbank below the Station House in Chiswick last November. Rumours abound that the flourishing VeePee bird is taking over its habitat.
Exciting times as we approach the start of the Titans Golf Season.