The purple army turned up for Slam Dunks Captains day at a seriously sunny and sizzling Silvermere. The weather was the only thing that sizzled as the top score was a mere 27pts. (and that was by someone who had a “practice round” earlier in the week!!! Must check the Titans rule book about this!!
1st Prez
2nd Commander Straker
3rd Don T Locktrumpard
4th VP
5th 7 Iron
6th Captain Slam Dunk
Guest Prize – Wren
Magni’s Club - Andrew
Mini Comps:
LD 0-16 - VP
LD 17+ - no one
NP – Don T
NP2 – Lord Ray
£ - Andrew
Discouraged by the Titans’ lack of literary enthusiasm, Captain Slamdunk left his “interesting books” at home. Instead he provided more than the usual alcohol, plus the tankard won by Prez and some personalised balls. The balls were artistically labelled by Prez himself (see photo above) the purpose of which was to finish all 18 holes with it. It became evident, from as early as the 1st tee box that 5 Titans did not wish to play with the ‘Captains balls’ as they sprayed them OOB both Left and Right. Pete ‘7-iron’ Doherty did manage to hold on to the Captains ball until he was ‘shafted’ on the 13th. Unlucky for 7-iron.
Frank, like Mark Straker, had snuck in a practice round which may help to account for their first and second placings. Will this seriousness catch on for future Titans Summer Tour dates?”
- Breathe deep and calm your self - settle over the ball - Check
- Slow steady back swing on plane - Check
- Pause at the top - Check
- Smooth Transition to the downswing - no - sh*t - there's water to carry - slam that mother - trip, stumble, amazingly connect, and amazingly gets over!!