Shock Survey Findings - Frank is Stadler's long lost brother

Researchers at Connolly's College, Chiswick University  have just concluded the last piece of research that proves beyond doubt that the Prez and the Walrus were separated at birth. The poll by the Titans Institute asked 30 pro golfers to say if they too were true believers and   66% said yes.  Consider the facts:

• Stadler is a German surname 
• The striking similarity in looks
• The staggering similarity in body form
• They are both currently playing in the Champions Tour
• Their better half is called Susan
• Both are proven winners of Majors. Craig has won the Masters but Frank has eclipsed that with four Majors - Founders, Lancaster (twice) and Super Titans
• Craig has played twice in The Ryder Cup but Frank has played a staggering 8 times (Ed - usually on the losing side!)
• And the clincher is that neither can hit a 4 iron! 

Craig topped the Money Board in 1982 but brother Frank has yet to achieve this. Maybe this year!