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Schick, Rattled and Strollered

18/9/2017

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I think what Phil is trying to suggest here was that he was 1 under for his round. This still picture has been extracted from a video that the British Board of Film Classification has rated 18. We cannot play it here.
An exhausted Presidents cup winner received his Warrior Helmet sitting down, as the hills of Wycombe Heights (or was it the thought of another handicap cup) took its toll. Anyhow $1M Titans dollars and a LD & NP2 payday would put the Shickmeister in the money mix with two events left in the ‘Road to Temple’.

Note: He is looking for a Stroller with golf bag fittings to get him around the next  two events!

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Phil has been spotted at Dukes today trying out his new golf stroller.
Special mention to Nashers for his near ‘$1M hole in one’ on the 8th , Mr Chippy (Cockster) for a couple of awesome chip-ins and last but not least USA who received the uncoveted ‘Magnis’ Club for a spectacular display of ball losses (5) and 3putts.

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VP prepares to tuck in, Cookster can't cope. Two well done thick salty rashers encased in soft white rolls gives Wycombe kitchen 7 out of 10
Rolls for Breakfast.

Allegedly that the ‘left over’ roll was not commandeered by the Prez but surprisingly wrapped up and bagged by the Chipmeister!!!

Roll of Honour

Champion - The Schickster
Magnis Club: USA

NP: 7Iron
LD: 0-14 Moanmeister
LD: 15+ Schickmeister
NP2: Schickmeister
Captains Prize - Flatpak
Money Hole: Moanmeister
Senior Prize: JR
Guest Prize – The Luv God
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Deeks photobombs the Prez selfie
3 Comments
7iron
23/9/2017 12:15:17 pm

It’s official . The Titans are completely potty. Silliest season EVER. Period.

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13iron
23/9/2017 01:33:08 pm

What is the matter with crowning ceremonies, hairy monster club covers, medieval helmets and golden top hats? See them all the time at the Stage Golfing Society.

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7iron
25/9/2017 07:22:28 pm

I need to sell the rights to Sky Sports ... could be worth a fortune ( NOT those worthless titans dollars)....

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