As if the scandal surrounding Tesco's cooking of the books was not enough, the markets were further rocked by revelations that the Titans 2014 money board was understating the extent of Neil Cannon's lead. A Titans whistleblower had alerted the authorities to the possibility that winnings from Milford and from Maidenhead had been mis-stated.
Titans Director of Finance- Graham "loadsamoney" Nash was door stepped at his recently acquired £65m Wentworth home and said "I only deal with the real money - not that Monopoly money".
Nevertheless it is reported that VP, Statto and recent winner Mr Greed were seen with calculators and Tipex in Nash's recently acquired Bentley last night.
IOC president Frank "Slippy" Walters was conveniently out of the country as the storm broke. Speaking from the deck of his recently acquired cruiser in the Med he denied accusations that it had been bought using the missing money.
Nevertheless it is reported that VP, Statto and recent winner Mr Greed were seen with calculators and Tipex in Nash's recently acquired Bentley last night.
IOC president Frank "Slippy" Walters was conveniently out of the country as the storm broke. Speaking from the deck of his recently acquired cruiser in the Med he denied accusations that it had been bought using the missing money.
The IOC in secret session.
So you might well ask where does this leave the IOC and Titans Golf?
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- Disgraced former captain Will "Sticky Fingers" Smith called for a referendum.
- Current captain Paul "Del Monte" Tennant supported beleaguered Finance Director Nash by stating that "Gnasher tells me he is innocent - his recently acquired wealth was gained through giving golf lessons to VP".
- VP "Grassy Knoll" Lee was not available for comment as the gap behind Neil Cannon visibly widened.
- Leader Neil Cannon said that his visibly widening gap was the result of a rather hot vindaloo.
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