The Teutonic Titan wears it well
Winner of the 2017 Lancaster Bowl, Frank Walters, was presented with a magnificent winning Viking helmet donated by the MoanMeister himself - Duncan Deacon. What is this? The moanie one actually spreading some joy? The word in the underground is that he is trying to see the happy side and is transferring the dark side to his new apprentice - Charles Lutyens.
There is also a rumour that the there will be a new Open Competition called the Titans Purple Helmet. Whatever next -
Badgemore looked beautiful and the course ran straight and true. The greens were fast and true as well. However the first eight drives off the 1st Tee were not so true and failed to hit the fairway!
The Prez was first with 35pts. In second place on count back was James McIntyre who scored an amazing 22 on the back nine to snatch it from mini-moaner Charles. The Vintage moanmeister Deacon was 4th with 33.
Duncan also picked up LD and the captains prize, Keith got NP and NP2, and Tod won the money.
Oh and police were also said to be searching for a large man last seen driving wearing a helmet on his head on the wrong side of the M25. reports in the Sun called the driver a dickhead.
There is also a rumour that the there will be a new Open Competition called the Titans Purple Helmet. Whatever next -
Badgemore looked beautiful and the course ran straight and true. The greens were fast and true as well. However the first eight drives off the 1st Tee were not so true and failed to hit the fairway!
The Prez was first with 35pts. In second place on count back was James McIntyre who scored an amazing 22 on the back nine to snatch it from mini-moaner Charles. The Vintage moanmeister Deacon was 4th with 33.
Duncan also picked up LD and the captains prize, Keith got NP and NP2, and Tod won the money.
Oh and police were also said to be searching for a large man last seen driving wearing a helmet on his head on the wrong side of the M25. reports in the Sun called the driver a dickhead.
The sight of the Prez's helmets blew Andrew's mind!
Bringing home the bacon - Brief pork musings by the Prez
Beautiful Badgemore open it's doors to the Titans at their beautiful club house at Henley on Thames. However, Charles Lutyens complained bitterly about the lack of proper bacon fat. What made matters worse was that these bacon rolls were served in a chewy Italian style ciabatta?
Surely British golfing tradition demands a soft flowery bap that compliments a crisp, salty rasher?
Titans don't appreciate this new age Guardian reading Italianate spin on classic British pre golfing fare. 4/10
Beautiful Badgemore open it's doors to the Titans at their beautiful club house at Henley on Thames. However, Charles Lutyens complained bitterly about the lack of proper bacon fat. What made matters worse was that these bacon rolls were served in a chewy Italian style ciabatta?
Surely British golfing tradition demands a soft flowery bap that compliments a crisp, salty rasher?
Titans don't appreciate this new age Guardian reading Italianate spin on classic British pre golfing fare. 4/10
Far too European for the Titans conservative elite.
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