Andrew won the NP, and Pete won the 15+ LD. Possibly for the first time in Titans History the LD (1-14) was shared by Sam and Prez.
Richard won the Guest prize (24pts).
The Titans gloried in the beautiful spring sunshine but Harleyford bit back as most of the players performed poorly. Only 2 shot in the 30's, 11 in the 20's, 2 in the 10's and 2 in single figures! Top of the pile was Ali with an admired 32 points but after a purple shirt related disqualification he ended up bottom of the pile. Naturally this led to a stream of colour related allegations - Golf only for purples etc. But this didn't take anything away from Ben's delight at securing his first Tour victory with a creditable score of 31pts. He also won the Money Hole and was sexually assaulted by Ali at the prize ceremony which made for an interesting day. Wren secured 2nd place (27pts). The next 3 places were decided on Countback (25pts) - 3rd Last as Usual Andrew, 4th Moany Prez, 5th Crocked Greg. Sam was 6th (24pts). Andrew won the NP, and Pete won the 15+ LD. Possibly for the first time in Titans History the LD (1-14) was shared by Sam and Prez. Richard won the Guest prize (24pts). The Prez's moans have been mentioned a few times but what made this normally positive person so upset? (Ed - check your facts here - this man has history?) Well as usual it started with his new 13 handicap (Ed - Whats the problem? 1st last outing, 4th this time, top of the money board by over 1/2 mill?) and then it all kicked off over the NP2 par 4 7th hole where no-one made the hole in 2. Of course this got a mention at the post-match presidential rant where the invective was targeted at the injured and absent VP who had selected the prize holes. But what was more shocking was the on course demonstration where he delayed Sam's approach shot by reversing his buggy all over the fairway and then just parking it there - No wonder Sam fluffed his approach after a perfect drive - shocking stuff. It was later claimed that he couldn't engage 1st gear - ON A GOLF BUGGY??? It was a great days play at the Beautiful Harleyford course - Roll on the Freak Trophy match. Will the Freak remember his shirt?
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