Capitan Kato applies the coup de gras that ends the evil dictators reign!
Wow. Wow. “He that should not be cut” has placed the Titans Handicap Robot in a very difficult position as he won the new Super Titans Trophy with a score of 37 points in glorious early summer sunshine. In doing so he picked up $1m to spend in Valhalla (ed - did he not say Corfu?).
In the ladies competition Nina ran away with the trophy with a “score that could not be named” for fear of barracking. However overnight the IOC have been examining satellite footage of her round and estimate that it was around 42 points. Let the barracking begin.
In the ladies competition Nina ran away with the trophy with a “score that could not be named” for fear of barracking. However overnight the IOC have been examining satellite footage of her round and estimate that it was around 42 points. Let the barracking begin.
Kinga goes above and beyond with her Titanic fingernails
Will goes way above and beyond acceptable Titans dress. (Ed - was it true that he was wearing a dress? TitansTalker - no. It was a kilt)
In the men’s competition slam dunk picked up second place and also won the Tits (Titans In for Tenners) cash. Prez missed out by not entering. It was queried whether the men were being truly inclusive in this joint event and the following pictures show two extremes of the Male Titans behaviour on the day.
First bit of evidence for the prosecution is this shocking photo showing winner Nina being ostracised from the Males. On a separate note who was marking her card?
Second bit of evidence shows Fay gamely trying to get her Ball out of the ferocious 17th bunker. But what is Capt Keith doing?
True sportsmanship. He is quickly raking the bunker after Fays shot so that when the Ball returns she has a perfect lie to play from again! Not sure what the rules of golf say about this but this is surely true Titans spirit. Fay ended up with a birdie (Ed - what the #%*?)
so the jury is out on whether the men need yet more diversity training. Back to the golf. Kam was 3rd(33pts), Wren 4th (31 pts) and 2 Jags 5th (30 pts).
Paul won the guest prize. In the battle for the Long Drive prize Erik the Viking took it for the better players, whilst Alex took it for the hackers by hitting it further than Eriks. This led to more testosterone surges at the awards with Alex claiming that “mine was bigger than Eriks”. Tod won the NP and Phil won the money with a very fortuitous bounce after a allegedly woeful shot with the wrong club. And in a return to form Andrew won NP2 and quickly in a return to the other type of form won Magnie as well!
Paul won the guest prize. In the battle for the Long Drive prize Erik the Viking took it for the better players, whilst Alex took it for the hackers by hitting it further than Eriks. This led to more testosterone surges at the awards with Alex claiming that “mine was bigger than Eriks”. Tod won the NP and Phil won the money with a very fortuitous bounce after a allegedly woeful shot with the wrong club. And in a return to form Andrew won NP2 and quickly in a return to the other type of form won Magnie as well!
Captain Keith is mightily relieved at just missing out on Magnie. Andrew looks to heaven - again!
Sometimes the Prez is truly Titanic. He put on 1 foot in height and 20lbs of muscle just to win this one.
Fantastic new super Titans trophy
And finally - the course played well although the greens were a little slow. The bacon bap was judged to be a good effort - 7/10
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