Nick has a "Bell"ter whilst the rest hit the grass

Nick looks absolutely thrilled to don the helmet

Great playing weather again at an old Titans Favourite - Milford Golf Course. All of the Titans bar one, made hay whilst the sun shone - but not in a good way as player after player hit the punishing rough, and then hit it again, and again. The winner, Nick Bell, had an imperious round never finding the rough and hit an amazing 36 points for one of the rounds of the season. The other 11 Titans averaged a score of just 21 points!!

In second place was Capt Keith with a score of 26 points. He just beat Phil "third is the new second" Schick, who shared 24 points with Pete (4th) and Greg (5th). Alan picked up 6th place with 22 points in a crazy round where he showed his single figure potential with three birdies, and his callamity Jane potential of 7 bogeys!

The new Magnidiot!

At the other end of the table Manny narrowly avoided retaining Magni - through judicious use of Magni. Yes if you have just hit your drive OOB then pick up the beardy one and smack it down the fairway and let some other MAGNIDIOT pick up the club - arise Wren Mott whose score of ## (Ed - too cruel to declare this) ensured that he will have the Magni benefit at the Super Titans.

But it wouldn't be the Titans without a bit of controversy, and this gathering produced a lot of controversy:

1. Allegations of Bribery were made against our glorious Prez for allegedly offering dubious services to Manny in exchange for his Bacon Bap. Shocking stuff. Is this the Titans Stormy Daniels scandal?  Will the Prez survive?
2. Surely it can't be coincidence that the final group won The guest prize (Kishore), NP (Keith), LD (Tod and Pete) AND the money (Keith again). Outrageous stuff - The IOC are repositioning the Titans satellite to cover the final group at the Super Titans.  (Ed - Titans fact check - Titan is a satellite of Saturn).
3. Another IOC member is in a very awkward position as he allegedly called the Titans a " Piddly little Golf Society". 

And finally - The bacon bap was a little disappointing and so scored only 5.