In a week that saw the Irish dominate at Cheltenham and destroy English rugby dreams in Dublin lt was obvious that everyone was channeling their inner green in an attempt to pick up the money at Wycombe Heights. And the Irish won all of the major prizes!
Irish winners everywhere:
1st Mona Deacon - 32 points -
2nd. Aindriú O'Coke - 30 points
3rd. Alan Lee (nothing plastic about him). - 29 PINTS - Co Antrim
4th Cathal Lutyens - 27 points
5th President Frances Ualtar - 27 points
6th Philomina McSchick - 27 points
7th - Taidgh O'Lockard
8th - Peter Docherty (Co Donegal)
Old Coot special mention and Long Drive 19+ Greg McErlean (Co Derry)
Long Drive 1-18. Alan Lee
NP2 - Taidgh O'Lockard
An honourable mention for the one Non Irish person to turn up. Proud Englishman Graham Nash battled hard for 5 holes before succumbing to a Guinness breath overload.
Irish winners everywhere:
1st Mona Deacon - 32 points -
2nd. Aindriú O'Coke - 30 points
3rd. Alan Lee (nothing plastic about him). - 29 PINTS - Co Antrim
4th Cathal Lutyens - 27 points
5th President Frances Ualtar - 27 points
6th Philomina McSchick - 27 points
7th - Taidgh O'Lockard
8th - Peter Docherty (Co Donegal)
Old Coot special mention and Long Drive 19+ Greg McErlean (Co Derry)
Long Drive 1-18. Alan Lee
NP2 - Taidgh O'Lockard
An honourable mention for the one Non Irish person to turn up. Proud Englishman Graham Nash battled hard for 5 holes before succumbing to a Guinness breath overload.
Mona looking surprisingly happy after picking up €1m top prize
It was also a match that was notable for Forgetfulness as:
The Prez won the money hole and Andrew won the 6th hole sponsored by missing injured Captain Sam Dunkley who was apparently seen in golf rehab with Tiger Woods recently - No date is set for his return to the tour but already we are seeing declining audiences. Come back Sam!
And Finally - It was blowing a gale at the easy short par 3 6th and no-one got onto the green. Who was to blame? Well of course the under -pressure President (POTI not POTUS) was sure to blame Vice President (VPOTI not VPOTUS) for failing to take into consideration the weather forecast when selecting the prize holes!
And Finally finally -Bringing home the bacon.
We were greeted at Wycombe Heights by Veteran Titan John Velazquez del Rodriguez followed by a bulging platter of baps du Bacon. A little fatty perhaps, something Will would be offended by yet relished by Charles! A soft warm bap gives this pre freak fortifier a 7/10
Another happy happy Sunday with the Titan!
- Martin Wyn Griffith forgot to return the trophy
- Prez forgot the golf ball prizes
- Mona forgot that the Titans Scratch Score might be used against him as he landed outside the buffer zone - "Buffer my A!*#" was heard ringing around the hills and hundred of disturbed red kites decided to opt for early Brexit to get out of the way of the Moanmeister. He is definitely back!
- An unnamed Irish man forgot his swing
The Prez won the money hole and Andrew won the 6th hole sponsored by missing injured Captain Sam Dunkley who was apparently seen in golf rehab with Tiger Woods recently - No date is set for his return to the tour but already we are seeing declining audiences. Come back Sam!
And Finally - It was blowing a gale at the easy short par 3 6th and no-one got onto the green. Who was to blame? Well of course the under -pressure President (POTI not POTUS) was sure to blame Vice President (VPOTI not VPOTUS) for failing to take into consideration the weather forecast when selecting the prize holes!
And Finally finally -Bringing home the bacon.
We were greeted at Wycombe Heights by Veteran Titan John Velazquez del Rodriguez followed by a bulging platter of baps du Bacon. A little fatty perhaps, something Will would be offended by yet relished by Charles! A soft warm bap gives this pre freak fortifier a 7/10
Another happy happy Sunday with the Titan!
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