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Lance Lockard IV faces drug enquiry after 4th win of the season - Oprah interested

10/8/2015

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Well the clubhouse chatter was not about Tod's stunning 41 points to win at a hot Pine Ridge. Yet again there was murmuring about how it is possible for someone to hit such a great score having been cut so mercilessly after his three previous victories. Comparisons with compatriot Lance Armstrongs self-confessed doping have only added to the Titan's chatter.

VP was allegedly seen checking the WADA banned substances list but Jelly Babies and Gatorade were given a clean bill of health. Suspicion now falls on Prez's hidden stock of Anti-histamines - Was Tod able to access this secret stash mid round?
In a classic piece of deflection, Prez claims to have been approached overnight by Oprah - inviting Tod to come clean on her show.

Other overnight news - It has been reported that Tod was seen boarding a plane at Heathrow wearing a Titans beard - but it could also be our AWOL founder Duncan "Moanmeister" Deacon?
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And so with the amount of doubt surrounding Tod's dubious win, it is right and fitting to celebrate the clean performances of VP, Keith Leung (some clubhouse chatter about KL's handicap after his stunning drive and chip to secure NP2) and GMac (he wishes!) who picked up 2nd, 3rd and 4th with a creditable 38 points. Sam Dunkley just pipped Captain James to 5th spot with 34 points on count back and also picked up what is now becoming his usual Long drive prize.
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Well all I can say is my stash of drugs in my golf back are depleted!!!
10/8/2015 02:52:41 am

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Greg
10/8/2015 03:17:00 am

The mystery deepens!

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USA
10/8/2015 02:48:33 pm

Well, Titans Talk, me and my friend Mo Farah were out one day with Alberto Salazar shooting the breeze, talking swing tips for me and how to peak at the right time for Mo....when Alberto recommends to both of us....

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USA
10/8/2015 02:50:41 pm

That closing pack in the Peloton was so close, I could smell them and they were 3 groups behind me....!

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Greg
10/8/2015 03:02:52 pm

your victory was never in doubt. A staggering 5 over par for a 77. I hear that handicap axe swinging!

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usa
11/8/2015 01:26:02 pm

closer than you think: If I'd doubled or blobbed the 18th, the Peloton would have won!! :-)




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