Jags receives the trophy whilst Nigel muses on what might have been.
Fourteen of the Prez’s purple army mustered at Badgemore Park to complete for the much coveted Lancaster Bowl. Defending champion Wren looked forward to the upcoming battle of Badgemore as the contenders shaped up for the ‘Wrestle with Wren’. As it turned out an asian half Nelson (Jags) and a Boston Crab (Tod) were too much for Hulk Hogan and he finished a very respectable 3rd.
Other notable results were posted by Keith (Kendo Nagasaki), Phil (Big Daddy - or is it Shirley Crabtree?) and Will (Gorgeous George).
Of the 14 attendees, all received a prize. Richard (Mick McManus) received the guest prize, Twelve Titans received Titans dollars, and the unluckiest 13th person (Giant Haystacks) left with no money but had the company of Magni again.
Other notable results were posted by Keith (Kendo Nagasaki), Phil (Big Daddy - or is it Shirley Crabtree?) and Will (Gorgeous George).
Of the 14 attendees, all received a prize. Richard (Mick McManus) received the guest prize, Twelve Titans received Titans dollars, and the unluckiest 13th person (Giant Haystacks) left with no money but had the company of Magni again.
Giant Haystacks being awarded Magni by Gorgeous George
And Tod's fine performance means that he has knocked Pete D off top spot on the Titans leaderboard with Jags springing out of nowhere to enter the Top 10 at number 5. (Ed - very TOTP there?).
The course was in great condition with the greens being fast (very fast!) and true. Anyone pitching on the green (Ed - pretty unlikely isn't it?) went over the back (or side for some!). The weather was fair but the trees played havoc with otherwise good drives from the Titans pros. Consider the evidence:
And there were reports of an otherwise "Nice Chap" cussing and exploding after a series of shanks. No Titans were prepared to report the incidents to the Titans Fair Play Committee but the ex Foreign Secretary and MP Dustin Johnson has used Parlimentary privilege to out a Mr Graham Nash as the guilty party.
The course was in great condition with the greens being fast (very fast!) and true. Anyone pitching on the green (Ed - pretty unlikely isn't it?) went over the back (or side for some!). The weather was fair but the trees played havoc with otherwise good drives from the Titans pros. Consider the evidence:
- Phil's 'power fades' (slices to you and me) would have made a professional proud. Unfortunately they never went far enough to get around the Badgemore dog-legs
- TopTastic Titan VP took on the course but needs to return and start replacing the trees he cut down with a number of well hit off drives.
- Andrew hit a cracking shot from the turn on the 16th only to catch a tree and dribble into the pond. Despite VPs suggestion he decided not to go for a swim
And there were reports of an otherwise "Nice Chap" cussing and exploding after a series of shanks. No Titans were prepared to report the incidents to the Titans Fair Play Committee but the ex Foreign Secretary and MP Dustin Johnson has used Parlimentary privilege to out a Mr Graham Nash as the guilty party.
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