No wonder he's happy. He's just won his fourth event (Thats Ben - not Will)
Fun and games at the wonderful new addition to the champions tour - Flackwell Heath. The Titans gorged themselves on a very filling lunch before tackling the peaks and valleys of this attractive and quite hilly course. Dominating the course were two players who posted impressive scores of 34pts. But it was Ben Chadwick who snatched first place from Pete "I'm going to win today" Doherty on count back following a birdie-tactic display of power golf which also included a long drive winning shot described by some as a moonshot (Ed - that's total distance travelled - not "one small step").
But why has the IOC sacked the chief handicapper / hatchet man McErlean? Well this is because of the IOC's manifesto promise (Ed - that suggests that it is not a dictatorship?) that the IOC "will be tough on high stableford scores and the causes of high stableford scores". HandiHacketman McErlean defended himself in the post-match IOC Kangaroo court by claiming that "He only shot 34pts" but this was not accepted by the right wing of the IOC and his defence fell on deaf (Ed - death???) ears.
And sources have also disclosed that a further "Chadwick Amendment" was proposed to the IOC whereby in future anyone winning 4 events in their debut season would be required to play their following game in just the purple shirt whilst wearing Magni to cover their modesty. The proposal was defeated when it was claimed that this might impinge upon Magni's basic human rights.
But why has the IOC sacked the chief handicapper / hatchet man McErlean? Well this is because of the IOC's manifesto promise (Ed - that suggests that it is not a dictatorship?) that the IOC "will be tough on high stableford scores and the causes of high stableford scores". HandiHacketman McErlean defended himself in the post-match IOC Kangaroo court by claiming that "He only shot 34pts" but this was not accepted by the right wing of the IOC and his defence fell on deaf (Ed - death???) ears.
And sources have also disclosed that a further "Chadwick Amendment" was proposed to the IOC whereby in future anyone winning 4 events in their debut season would be required to play their following game in just the purple shirt whilst wearing Magni to cover their modesty. The proposal was defeated when it was claimed that this might impinge upon Magni's basic human rights.
Serial Magni winner Schick delighted to pass Magni over to recent champ Embleton.
And in other Magni news, "jelly legs" Embleton further embellished the classic hero-to-zero story by becoming the latest person to be first one week and last in the following week. Commiserations Keith but at least you won a LD prize.
Will won NP, Phil won NP2, and Greg won the ££.
Will won NP, Phil won NP2, and Greg won the ££.
Champions Tour update
We are about to enter the final third of the Champions Tour season and it is incredibly tight at the top. 36 players have taken part so far and have won over 31m Titans dollars but yet it is incredibly tight at the top with 5 players separated by only 435k. The mighty 5 are headed by Flackwell champ Chadwick. In second place lies the Prez who has already claimed that deliberate tour date manipulation has forced him to choose between his relationship and his golfing career. Boo Hoo big man. Currently in third place is surprise package Doherty who is continuing the long tradition of Ulster men at the head of the table (think of him as replacing ex-champ Lee rather than journeyman McErlean). In fourth place is Tod Diehard Jr who has an impressive haul this season and is hunting down a second champions tour title. In fifth place is Keith Embleton who has already surpassed his 2018 total.
These are the front runners but with three majors in the closing phases it is still possible for others to reach the top.
These are the front runners but with three majors in the closing phases it is still possible for others to reach the top.
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