Bionic Man Tennant wins mens Super Titans in first game of season - joins elite group; Embarrassed Kinga wins ladies with magnificent 42pts.

Paul T has been rebuilt as a truly epic Titans golfing machine - bionic toes for superior balance, rewired brain with pre-programmed Shot Tracer accuracy.

Seriously though - they do look alike?

There was a good turn out for the Spring Super Titans at Pine Ridge with two former Super Titans bookending the Mens results in their first Titans appearances of the season. You have to have at least some sympathy for 2017 champion Mark Pork Pie Straker who traveled from Yorkshire to play in this one match. And he won one of the most coveted prizes on offer - the hairy Magni! Mark also generously provided a commemorative Yorkshire Pie for the occasion.

Mark generously donated a very tasty commemorative Yorkshire Pie.

And was truly delighted to win this coveted prize?

At the other extreme Paul Tennant returned after months of operations and recuperation to win with 36 points on his first Titan's outing of the year. Magnificent stuff from an ex-captain and  true Titan's champion. In fact this was Paul's third Super Titan win joining a very elite group of three times winners  with Pat Carr. Pat also jetted in from the middle east to play in this competition - It really has become one of the worlds most attractive golfing events! He was delighted to secure third place with Keith (the Elder) taking second place.

The Mens minor prizes were won by:

Greg McE - NP & LD (0-17)
Paul D - NP2
Keith (Elder) - LD (18+)
​Frank (PoTTI) - £

Kinga seems a little reticent

And the reason for the reticence? A big win and a big score. Nina looks impressed.

There was also a great turnout of ladies with great scores being posted by many. Ladies Captain Kinga seemed to make a point of noting that handicap revisions would be necessary after the match. But in announcing herself as the winner of the Ladies title she seemed loathe to mention her score. But under pressure from the purple clad meanies she admitted to scoring 42pts and outdriving probably most of the men on the LD hole. The Spice Girls would be proud of this girl power exhibition - Kinga Spice?

Megan on her way to recording a very good score of 36 points. but here at the challenging par 4 13th she was't too confident and brought along some spare balls! To be fair she brought them along for the men (Greg, Pat and Mark) who were driving atrociously!)