The Irish came and conquered: Not since the Normans invasion has the Eng-land-ders suffered so much by so few on home soil in the last two weeks: Cheltenham, Twickenham and now Wycombe Heights.
Deacs and Mark did restore some Anglo-Saxon pride with their mini competitions wins only for Andrew ‘Cockster’ Cooke to ‘shoot himself in the eye, foot and nether regions’ and pick up the un-coveted Magnis Club.
Andrew Magni Cooke basks in the glory
The Titans Top Guns (VP and Prez), as expected, showed real leadership in the way they controlled and crafted out winning scores, especially on tough greens, to leave the rest floundering in their Titanic wake!
There was stunned silence when ‘Head Minnion’ came in 3th and gladly handed over Magni to Cockster.
There was stunned silence when ‘Head Minnion’ came in 3th and gladly handed over Magni to Cockster.
Bacon Butty League
This true bacon butty bakers dozen was delivered to the Titan purple army at Wycombe heights.
The baps were soft, warm and lightly buttered, and a decent size.
The bacon was plentiful and very crispy, the way most Titans like it!
I have to give this bountiful delight a 9/10
With Mark’s bespoke Titans Pie after the match, the heights became a true gastronomic masterclass
This true bacon butty bakers dozen was delivered to the Titan purple army at Wycombe heights.
The baps were soft, warm and lightly buttered, and a decent size.
The bacon was plentiful and very crispy, the way most Titans like it!
I have to give this bountiful delight a 9/10
With Mark’s bespoke Titans Pie after the match, the heights became a true gastronomic masterclass
Moanmeister 1 eyes up the Pie whilst moanmeister 2 eyes up the scores
Titan |
Its |
|
1 |
VP |
34 |
2 |
Prez |
31 |
3 |
YouSA |
31 |
4 |
Pete |
28 |
5 |
Mark |
25 |
6 |
Will |
25 |
7 |
Charles |
24 |
8 |
Deacs |
23 |
9 |
Keith |
23 |
10 |
Sam |
23 |
11 |
Cockster |
21 |
Mini Competitions
NP |
Will |
LD 0-12 |
YouSA |
LD 13+ |
Mark |
NP2 |
Deacs |
£ |
Prez |
Guests
Titan |
Score |
Jags |
31 |
Keith the Elder |
17 |
Keith ‘The Elder’ Embledon has now completed his three matches as a guest and the Prez warmly welcomed Keith into the ranks of his purple army. Keith wore stylish plus fours ....maybe in the hope that he would gets 4 pts added to his score! Given score today he needs to wear plus 14s ....:))
The other guest Jags today is a dentist. Scored 31. Cue the Golf joke
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doctor, I'm in a big hurry!" I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf." So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it -- I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness--this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts."
The other guest Jags today is a dentist. Scored 31. Cue the Golf joke
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doctor, I'm in a big hurry!" I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf." So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it -- I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness--this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts."
And finally
Great balls of fire
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