Tod gets the Champions Trophy from 2019 Captain Will - Two great players this year.
The Prez (that’s the fake Prez and not the real Prez) on hearing the news of an American victory in England tweeted that he would bestow a Congressional Medal of Honor upon the winner of the 2019 Mens Titans Tour - Tod Obama Lockard III. In a separate announcement he said that threats of sanctions against the Titans IOC had been withdrawn. A source close to fake Prez also revealed that the long standing investigation into allegedly inappropriate payments from the proposed inaugural leader of Titans Invitational USA Barrack Obama and the alleged “Real Prez” in England had also been suspended.
This has created uproar amongst the purple hordes on multiple levels:
Bet you thought that Brexit was explosive and confusing. The IOC’s global ambitions are in tatters.
This has created uproar amongst the purple hordes on multiple levels:
- the Titans Finance Director has tweeted that he had been promised a 30% share of the alleged $1m fee from the Ex Prez but had only received 300,000 Titans $
- The IOC Money Board Director has been under pressure from everyone (except Tod) to justify how Tod had catapulted to the top of the leaderboard in the last 4 games. He rightly points out that Tod won 3 of the last 4 events.
- Rumours are also spreading of payments between the 2019 Champion and the Ex-Prez. Did Ex-Prez try to channel funds to Tod for Tod to share with other title contenders? Was this a bid to get the 2019 Champ into a power position within the Titans to ease the ex-Prez into the prestigious Titans USA position?
- Did fake prez threaten the IOC into letting an American win?
- Did fake prez really try to buy the spiritual home of the Titans - Tramp Pine Ridge?
- American media source are also releasing images which have been recently found in Dallas which allegedly show VP on a grassy knoll.
- Rumours of the involvement of the DUP in this controversy are being denied. A spokesperson for the “Don’t Upset the Prez” organisation have vehemently denied this.
Bet you thought that Brexit was explosive and confusing. The IOC’s global ambitions are in tatters.
 Megan was 11 points ahead of her nearest rival! |  Kishore picked up the Ray Kalnins trophy with a fine score of 36pts on a difficult course in difficult conditions. |
So congratulations to Tod on his magnificent victory but big congratulations also to Kishore who picked up his first tour victory with a fine score of 36pts four points ahead of Gary. Three players shared 30pts with James picking up the. 3rd spot, Tod 4th and Paul 5th.
It was the final day of the Ladies tour as well and Megan coped magnificently with the difficult playing conditions to shoot an amazing 37 points - 11 points ahead of 2nd place Rita. Fay just pipped Annabelle to 3rd place on count back.
The winner of the ladies tour for 2019 was Kinga who unfortunately was unable to be there to receive the plaudits.
It was the final day of the Ladies tour as well and Megan coped magnificently with the difficult playing conditions to shoot an amazing 37 points - 11 points ahead of 2nd place Rita. Fay just pipped Annabelle to 3rd place on count back.
The winner of the ladies tour for 2019 was Kinga who unfortunately was unable to be there to receive the plaudits.
Jerry gets to keep Magni over the winter!
It has been a great seasons golf and already we are looking forward to the 2020 season. The Prez in his State of the Union address thanked everyone for their contributions through the year and in particular to those that put their time into organising the two tours.
 Boring photo of a bush? |  What is Rob doing in that bush? Certainly giving the IOC the fingers is part of the answer! |
 He’s excited |  He’s very excited! |
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